horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
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horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
(via bri-the-tree-lord)
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
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using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
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STOP SCROLLING.
SATAN LOVES YOU
OKAY. CONTINUE.
(Source: dirty-purple-suit, via dread-pirate-alex)
It just hit me that I am completely talentless. There’s literally nothing that I’m good at. Everyone I know has their own little niche, and I have nothing. Not a damn thing. That’s kinda depressing. I need a fucking hobby.
(via imgTumble)When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…
Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.
The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.
Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.might be helpful one day.
I thought this was a myth.
(Source: heyfunniest, via barefootuniverse)
I actually kind of can’t really imagine a time when a skinny white guy’s opinion about anything will interest me.
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Demonstrates how we are influenced by current fashions/media.
(Source: thelingerieaddict, via social-sob)